Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Thoughts

Lots of things going through my mind right now...

-Decisions, decisions, DECISIONS
-Plans are a funny thing.
-How can you be unbelievably excited and sad about the exact same thing?
-Will this stress ever end?
-Did I really volunteer my few free moments at work to cover someone else's therapy after weeks of covering for someone else?
-I am so proud of my famaly right now.
-I should do a Face Book cleanse.
-Should I start a private blog?
-What's the weather going to be like tomorrow?
-Is it harder to make friends the older you are?
-Some work could be fun.
-My friends is amazing and I am so lucky to have they in my life.
-I need to make my day perfect soon.
-The Orchestra

No wonder, I've been tired. I can't sleep at night, too much running through my head. But if so many thoughts are keeping me up at night, that means I'm really living life and I can't complain about that.

Mr. Tan goes to McDonalds (drivethru)

Intercom guy: Hi, can i take your order please?


Tan: eh what you guys want?

Ivan: chicken wrap 2 bucks only right? one lah.

Eyan: one sundae cone, thanks Tan.

Tan: Hallo?? Err....can i get a 2 dollars burger, a 2 dollars chicken wrap, and a 50 cent ice cream?

Intercom guy: ..........what?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



I'm always happy to admit it when I'm wrong. All of my friends will tell you I'm magnanimous to a fault. And how wonderful to be wrong on this occasion. Gloriously,beautifullyrip-roaringly wrong. There were a few omens, such as the young scally lurking outside the chip shop at midday in a Tevez shirt ('Is he 32 years old, Dad?' asked my daughter. He wasn't) asking how much for a chip muffin, clearly unaware that such things are not known in north London. As he left the shop, I asked him:

'Who's gonna win?'

He didn't turn towards me, just sauntered off, and all he said in reply was:

'City'

Then, I discovered that the match tickets I had turned down were for the Rags' end anyway, so even that little downer was not really a downer after all. My fears in the first 25 minutes were not to be realised as we gradually began to boss the match. Kompany was again the all-action hero, and Hart was playing his Shropshire best to deny Lord Berba his goal.

And then there was Yaya... nutmegging Van Der Sar. Rio was clearly getting leggy, and Vidic was looking punch drunk. Who needs Tevez, eh?

But things - as Professor Brian Cox and his mates used to say - could only get better, and the truly beautiful sight of ginger seeing red was laid before me, topped off by Balo's fabulous bit of baiting (yet again, the morning papers are reproducing Ferdinand's bloody tweets. What a sack of fucking shit that is) made them look like the bunch of tossers they are. All in all, a feast fit for a king.

COME ON CITY!